yourtourhost:

relationship goals


  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
106,262 notes   -  8 September 2014


punchlineloser:

tree-gasm:

nevver:

I’ve seen that movie

oh hey look its my town

We’re gonna let it burn burn burn burn gonna let it burn burn burn burn

BUUURN YOU BEAUTIFUL BENCH BUURN!!!!!



This is bullshit all VIRGINITY should be a gift not just a WOMEN’S virginity!!!

177,669 notes   -  8 September 2014



roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed



I am alive. I am here. I am trying. That is enough. (via bealightinthedark)
64,388 notes   -  8 September 2014